Fine. Questions.
Is this actually mean?
No. Delighted, never mean. The box is a joke the recipient is invited into, and every one of them carries a way to get even.
Do you tell them who sent it?
Only if you want us to. Anonymous is the default. They find out who you are when they scan the card.
Where do you deliver?
All India by courier. Same-day inside Mumbai when we are running it, which the checkout will tell you honestly.
Can I stop receiving these?
Yes. Every card has a "never again" link that blocks your address permanently. We store a hash, not the address.
What if it arrives damaged?
It is supposed to arrive slightly wrong. If it arrives actually broken, file a grievance and we will fix it.