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Prank gifting · Mumbai · diabolical.kitchen
Someone
hates you.
Affectionately.
We send beautifully wrapped, deliberately ruined gifts. A jigsaw missing one piece. A cube that can’t be solved. A cake that lies. It’s art. It’s war. It’s ₹999.
Diabolical
Kitchen
Kitchen
To: someone who deserves this
Handle without care
Handle without care
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The boxes
Everything in them is perfect. Except the one thing.
Every box ships with a full contents card. The ruin is the only surprise.
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How it works
Step 01
Pick the ruin
Choose the gift and the flaw. Add a note. We never reveal you — unless you want the credit.
Step 02
We wrap it beautifully
Museum-grade packaging. Factory-grade sabotage. They will suspect nothing until it’s too late.
Step 03
They scan. They retaliate.
Every box carries a QR and two offers. The prank doesn’t end. It recruits.
For recipients
Got a box?
Good.
Now get even.
The missing piece is with the sender. You can beg for it — or you can escalate. Scan the code in your box.
Scan to retaliate
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Fine. Questions.
Is this actually mean?
No. Delighted, never mean. The box is a joke the recipient is invited into, and every one of them carries a way to get even.
Do you tell them who sent it?
Only if you want us to. Anonymous is the default. They find out who you are when they scan the card.
Where do you deliver?
All India by courier. Same-day inside Mumbai when we are running it, which the checkout will tell you honestly.
Can I stop receiving these?
Yes. Every card has a "never again" link that blocks your address permanently. We store a hash, not the address.
What if it arrives damaged?
It is supposed to arrive slightly wrong. If it arrives actually broken, file a grievance and we will fix it.